I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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