I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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