he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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