his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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