with your own penis?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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