Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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