we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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