i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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