they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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