Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Boobs speak an international language.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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