You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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