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I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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