Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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