Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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