I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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