You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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