i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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