in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So much rum. So many feels.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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