what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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