id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We were destined to go to rehab together
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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