wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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