is your mom at the bar?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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