So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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