He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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