He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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