you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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