i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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