Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
we should paint friendship bongs
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