Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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