I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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