so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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