p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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