So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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