Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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