i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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