Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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