I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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