2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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