i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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