the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
When did angry sex become our thing?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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