Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
