Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
