he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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