so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
ttyl tear gas
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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