The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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