i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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