i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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