all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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