So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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