North Korea, Best Korea!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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